I’m so pleased that you all enjoyed last week’s instalment of University Stories, following on from that I thought I’d tell you about some of my other adventures.
The first few weeks of 3rd year were a blur of drunken antics and many, many boys. We were on top form, getting boys almost every time that we went out. This is why you don’t want a boyfriend whilst you’re at uni – you miss out on all the sluttery. But this time we came up trumps, we somehow managed to befriend 4 boys and bring them home with us. This story isn’t going where you think it is. We walked home listening to Lady Sov and licking each other’s tongue’s though, start to an excellent late night/early morning shenanigan.
So we arrived home, 2 girls and 4 boys and continued the drinking. I believe we played some kind of fun game possibly on the Game Cube. Most probably Donkey Konga. And it definitely involved teams. I seem to remember that it also involved one of the boys putting on Vicki’s frog pyjamas.
We’d already met one of the guys before and he had already visited the house before with Vicki, so whilst they were outside smoking and bonding I decided that obviously the best idea was for the 3 remaining boys and I to sneak up the stairs (past the smokers at the front door) and get into Vicki’s (single) bed, cover ourselves with the covers and lay in silence in the dark for them to come to bed. Now this took much longer than anticipated, I remember laying in that bed all tetrised in so that we were (vaguely) undetectable for like half an hour. But when they came into the room all ready for sexy time and we jumped out it was hilarious. The boy was not impressed though. Me and the other boys couldn’t stop laughing and when they ordered us out of the room we decided that we could just go to my room to sleep – I also only had a single bed so we all topped and tailed. There wasn’t much sleeping going on though, we spent the whole night chatting away. I also asked those 3 boys that were in my bed all the questions about boys and sex that I’ve always wanted a boys perspective on. I’m going to share the secret now ladies:
“Just hop on”
Hope you enjoyed this week’s instalment, let me know! They won’t all be boy-based I promise (although to be honest uni is the best time for lots of boys…)